500+ Best Instagram Captions & Quotes

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Have you made a perfect picture you want to put on Instagram but have no idea what to use as an Instagram captions ?

We provide you with a vast collection of 500+ examples that are categorized into 9 different groups (see the table of contents below)

FUNNY & COOL INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS

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The older I get, the more I appreciate being home doing absolutely nothing.

A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.

Friday, my second favorite F word!

Spreading grins like they’re herpes.

My life is about as sorted out as the $5 DVD canister at Wal-Mart.

If you ran like your mouth, you would be in good shape.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

I had fun once, it was horrible.

Accept yourself, unless you are a serial killer.

Real men don’t take selfies.

I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.

Only a cupcake searching for a stud biscuit.

I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

Need an ark? I Noah guy.

If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.

We serve drinks cheaper and colder than your EX.

My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos and warm-up pants. And I am happy with it.

Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram?

So you’re telling me I have a chance.

Words can’t express my affection & energy for Fridays!

Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?

Twenty-four-hour champagne diet.

I changed all my passwords to Incorrect.

Flawless has 7 letters thus does meeeeee. Incident? I think not.

In the event that you don’t have anything decent to say, come sit by me, and we can ridicule individuals together.

Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.

When nothing goes right, go left instead!

I have just realized that if a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

When I was in Rome… I did what the Romans did.

They say “Love is in the air.” Maybe that’s why there is so much air pollution these days.

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At least this balloon is attracted to me!

If you look in the mirror when your eyes are shut, it’s like watching yourself when you’re asleep.

Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material. Or is it a sexy material?

I liked memes before they were on Instagram.

I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!

Life isn’t perfect… But my Hair is! #selfieaddict

Weekend, please don’t leave me.

I can’t go on, will you carry me?

Suggested by 4 out of 5 individuals that suggest things.

I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

Yesterday, I changed my WiFi password to “Hackitifyoucan”; today, someone changed it to “Challenge Accepted”.

I’m not lazy, just relaxed.

Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.

Weekend, please don’t leave me.

Dude, all my friends have birthdays this year!

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I’m here to stay away from companions on Facebook.

Women drivers rev my engine.

Walking past a class with your friends in it.

I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!

When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.

My distractions are breakfast, lunch, and supper.

Stay strong, the weekend is coming.

So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.

You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it!

I got back with my Ex… Box 360.

Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?

I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t.

Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously, a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

Free hot dogs and chili? You always pay for them later!

“Why you always write about love?” I love writing Fiction.

I don’t know how time files after I hit the snooze button. And why it never flies when I study.

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You can ask Tommy, Hilfiger it out!

I’m really not amusing. I’m just truly mean and individuals think I am kidding.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.

CLEVER, DEEP & MEANINGFUL CAPTIONS

Living is easy with your eyes closed.

Learn to appreciate the people who want to be in your life and stop stressing over people who don’t want to be in your life.

I don’t know whether love brings happiness or sadness, but it definitely brings something called ‘CHANGE.’

Love the people who saw you when you were invisible to everyone else.

Attachments are good only for messages, emails or letters. Not for real life.

Sometimes it may feel stupid, and sometimes sensible; but crying everything out is the relief.

If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.

Stop being a zombie. Find something that you’re excited about in your life; otherwise, you’re just walking dead.

Some Girls want superman but walk past Clark Kent every day!

The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.

Like it or not, you will eventually become a reflection of the company you keep.

The best part of life is the opportunity to learn something new every day. Just when you think you know it all, you realize you didn’t know a thing. That is when you will understand its beauty.

Life is better when you’re laughing.

Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.

The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.

Things left unsaid stay with us forever.

When the parents hate it, the kids love it!

Before spending time trying to find someone, you must first find yourself. Only then you will be happy.

Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful woman foolishly question herself despite how amazing she truly is.

We’re happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.

Beauty is power, a smile is its sword.

Life is like a box of chocolate; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.

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Mom said life is similar to a container of chocolates, you never realize what your gonna get.

Beautiful people are not always good but good people are always beautiful.

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.

Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

One of the biggest mistakes we make is assuming that other people think the way we think.

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.

Temporary things can become permanent if you hold onto them for too long.

More love is needed to say ‘i hate you’ after a fight than that in confessing ‘I love you.’

People won’t always love you. They may love what you bring to the table and love what you may do for them, but that doesn’t mean they love you. Learn the difference, my friends.

Be honest.

Behind every status, there is a secret message for someone.

Even the most beautiful women will have at least some insecurity, whether they admit it or not.

Be yourself, there’s no one better.

I’ve found out that time can heal almost anything.

Every path has obstacles, but it is up to you to continue to smile and walk that path.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. So make those moments count!

Life is short. False statement. It’s the longest thing you do.

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