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Famous Quotes on Life, Love, and Success

Have you made a perfect picture you want to put on Instagram but have no idea what to use as an Instagram captions ?

We provide you with a vast collection of 500+ examples that are categorized into 9 different groups (see the table of contents below)

FUNNY & COOL INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS

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The older I get, the more I appreciate being home doing absolutely nothing.

A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.

Friday, my second favorite F word!

Spreading grins like they’re herpes.

My life is about as sorted out as the $5 DVD canister at Wal-Mart.

If you ran like your mouth, you would be in good shape.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

I had fun once, it was horrible.

Accept yourself, unless you are a serial killer.

Real men don’t take selfies.

I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.

Only a cupcake searching for a stud biscuit.

I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

Need an ark? I Noah guy.

If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.

We serve drinks cheaper and colder than your EX.

My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos and warm-up pants. And I am happy with it.

Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram?

So you’re telling me I have a chance.

Words can’t express my affection & energy for Fridays!

Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?

Twenty-four-hour champagne diet.

I changed all my passwords to Incorrect.

Flawless has 7 letters thus does meeeeee. Incident? I think not.

In the event that you don’t have anything decent to say, come sit by me, and we can ridicule individuals together.

Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.

When nothing goes right, go left instead!

I have just realized that if a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

When I was in Rome… I did what the Romans did.

They say “Love is in the air.” Maybe that’s why there is so much air pollution these days.

At least this balloon is attracted to me!

If you look in the mirror when your eyes are shut, it’s like watching yourself when you’re asleep.

Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material. Or is it a sexy material?

I liked memes before they were on Instagram.

I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!

Life isn’t perfect… But my Hair is! #selfieaddict

Weekend, please don’t leave me.

I can’t go on, will you carry me?

Suggested by 4 out of 5 individuals that suggest things.

I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

Yesterday, I changed my WiFi password to “Hackitifyoucan”; today, someone changed it to “Challenge Accepted”.

I’m not lazy, just relaxed.

Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.

Weekend, please don’t leave me.

Dude, all my friends have birthdays this year!

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I’m here to stay away from companions on Facebook.

Women drivers rev my engine.

Walking past a class with your friends in it.

I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!

When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.

My distractions are breakfast, lunch, and supper.

Stay strong, the weekend is coming.

So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.

You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it!

I got back with my Ex… Box 360.

Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?

I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t.

Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously, a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

Free hot dogs and chili? You always pay for them later!

“Why you always write about love?” I love writing Fiction.

I don’t know how time files after I hit the snooze button. And why it never flies when I study.

You can ask Tommy, Hilfiger it out!

I’m really not amusing. I’m just truly mean and individuals think I am kidding.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.

CLEVER, DEEP & MEANINGFUL CAPTIONS

Living is easy with your eyes closed.

Learn to appreciate the people who want to be in your life and stop stressing over people who don’t want to be in your life.

I don’t know whether love brings happiness or sadness, but it definitely brings something called ‘CHANGE.’

Love the people who saw you when you were invisible to everyone else.

Attachments are good only for messages, emails or letters. Not for real life.

Sometimes it may feel stupid, and sometimes sensible; but crying everything out is the relief.

If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.

Stop being a zombie. Find something that you’re excited about in your life; otherwise, you’re just walking dead.

Some Girls want superman but walk past Clark Kent every day!

The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.

Like it or not, you will eventually become a reflection of the company you keep.

The best part of life is the opportunity to learn something new every day. Just when you think you know it all, you realize you didn’t know a thing. That is when you will understand its beauty.

Life is better when you’re laughing.

Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.

The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.

Things left unsaid stay with us forever.

When the parents hate it, the kids love it!

Before spending time trying to find someone, you must first find yourself. Only then you will be happy.

Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful woman foolishly question herself despite how amazing she truly is.

We’re happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.

Beauty is power, a smile is its sword.

Life is like a box of chocolate; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.

Mom said life is similar to a container of chocolates, you never realize what your gonna get.

Beautiful people are not always good but good people are always beautiful.

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.

Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

One of the biggest mistakes we make is assuming that other people think the way we think.

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.

Temporary things can become permanent if you hold onto them for too long.

More love is needed to say ‘i hate you’ after a fight than that in confessing ‘I love you.’

People won’t always love you. They may love what you bring to the table and love what you may do for them, but that doesn’t mean they love you. Learn the difference, my friends.

Be honest.

Behind every status, there is a secret message for someone.

Even the most beautiful women will have at least some insecurity, whether they admit it or not.

Be yourself, there’s no one better.

I’ve found out that time can heal almost anything.

Every path has obstacles, but it is up to you to continue to smile and walk that path.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. So make those moments count!

Life is short. False statement. It’s the longest thing you do.

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Famous Quotes on Life, Love, and Success

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Everyone needs a little inspiration from time to time.

Whether you’re going through a break up, you’ve just lost your job, or you simply woke up feeling a little insecure this morning—we’ve all had these days.

Feeding your mind inspiring quotes daily is a great practice to boost your positivist.

So here’s a list of famous quotes on life, love, and success from your favorite authors, philosophers, athletes, and celebrities:

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”– Dr. Suess
“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”
“Get busy living or get busy dying.”
“The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself.”– Mark Caine
“When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.”– Helen Keller
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.”– Mark Twain
“When I dare to be powerful – to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid.”– Audre Lorde
“Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.”– Eleanor Roosevelt
“A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.”– David Brinkley
“Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.”– John F. Kennedy
“I can’t give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time.”-Herbert Bayard Swope
“Would you like me to give you a formula for success? It’s quite simple, really: Double your rate of failure. You are thinking of failure as the enemy of success. But it isn’t at all. You can be discouraged by failure or you can learn from it, so go ahead and make mistakes. Make all you can. Because remember that’s where you will find success.”– Thomas J. Watson

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“It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.”– Theodore Roosevelt
“I’m a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.”– Abraham Lincoln
“Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.”– Lucille Ball
“Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.”– Mother Theresa
“Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.”– Joshua J. Marine
“Love is a serious mental disease.”– Plato
“Our greatest fear should not be of failure… but of succeeding at things in life that don’t really matter.”– Francis Chan
“It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.”– Leonardo Da Vinci
“Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more.”– H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”– J. K Rowling
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Donald Trump Quotes That Make Sense

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There’s been a lot of talk about Donald Trump and his views on certain issues concerning what’s wrong with America.

But the fact remains, Donald Trump is an incredibly successful businessman, and we can’t forget some of the wise words he’s said over the years. Even if the other half are completely ludicrous.

Check out these 25 inspirational Donald Trump quotes that actually make sense.

25 Donald Trump Quotes

1. “Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.” – Donald Trump

2. “You have to think anyway, so why not think big?” – Donald Trump

3. “Without passion you don’t have energy, without energy you have nothing.” – Donald Trump

4. “You know the funny thing, I don’t get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.” – Donald Trump

5. “In the end, you’re measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish.” – Donald Trump

6. “When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough.” – Donald Trump

7. “What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.” – Donald Trump

8. “Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.” – Donald Trump

9. “Experience taught me a few things. One is to listen to your gut, no matter how good something sounds on paper. The second is that you’re generally better off sticking with what you know. And the third is that sometimes your best investments are the ones you don’t make.” – Donald Trump

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10. “Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.” – Donald Trump

11 “If you’re interested in ‘balancing’ work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable.” – Donald Trump

12. “The point is that you can’t be too greedy.” – Donald Trump

13. “I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That’s where the fun is.” – Donald Trump

14. “I have an attention span that’s as long as it has to be.” – Donald Trump

15. “Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don’t make.” – Donald Trump

16. “I wasn’t satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement.” – Donald Trump

17. “A lot of people don’t like to win. They actually don’t know how to win, and they don’t like to win because down deep inside they don’t want to win.” – Donald Trump

18. “I judge people based on their capability, honesty, and merit.” – Donald Trump

19. “You learn their honesty, you learn their competitiveness. You learn a lot about a person. It’s not that they have to sink the putt and there’s a great deal of talent involved – but you do learn about how competitive a person is on the golf course, and frankly, how honest.” – Donald Trump

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20. “I always want to think of myself as an underdog.” – Donald Trump

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21. “I’m competitive, and I love to create challenges for myself. Maybe that’s not always a good thing. It can make life complicated.” – Donald Trump

22. “I’ve been making deals all my life.” – Donald Trump

23. “The way I run my business seems to be easier than the way I run my life.” – Donald Trump

24. “If you love what you do, if you love going to the office, if you really like it – not just say it, but really like it – it keeps you young and energized. I really love what I do.” – Donald Trump

25. “In real life, if I were firing you, I’d tell you what a great job you did, how fantastic you are, and how you can do better someplace else. If somebody steals, that’s different, but generally speaking, you want to let them down as lightly as possible. It’s not a very pleasant thing. I don’t like firing people.” – Donald Trump

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Powerful Bill Gates Quotes On Becoming Wealthy

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Microsoft Co-Founder Bill Gates

it’s been said that if Bill Gates were to drop a $50 note on the floor, by the time he picked it up he would have made more than the note’s worth

Bill Gates is also the 2nd richest man in the world, with Bill Gate’s net worth estimated to be almost $90 billion!

We’ve been publishing a lot of quote articles this week, so to keep things rolling, here’s our collection of 28 powerful Bill Gates quotes, not just on becoming wealthy, but being successful and having a successful business.

Bill Gates Quotes

28 Powerful Bill Gates Quotes

1. “If you can’t make it good, at least make it look good.” – Bill Gates

2. “To win big, you sometimes have to take big risks.” – Bill Gates

3. “Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.” – Bill Gates

4. “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates

5. “Life is not fair – get used to it!” – Bill Gates

6. “We always overestimate the change that will occur in the next two years and underestimate the change that will occur in the next ten. Don’t let yourself be lulled into inaction.” – Bill Gates

7. “I really had a lot of dreams when I was a kid, and I think a great deal of that grew out of the fact that I had a chance to read a lot.” – Bill Gates

8. “In three years, every product my company makes will be obsolete. The only question is whether we will make them obsolete or somebody else will.” – Bill Gates

9. “Our success has really been based on partnerships from the very beginning.” – Bill Gates

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10. “The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.” – Bill Gates

11. “Patience is a key element of success.” – Bill Gates

12. “People always fear change. People feared electricity when it was invented, didn’t they?” – Bill Gates

13. “In this business, by the time you realize you’re in trouble, it’s too late to save yourself. Unless you’re running scared all the time, you’re gone.” – Bill Gates

14. “Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose.” – Bill Gates

15. “It’s fine to celebrate success, but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure.” – Bill Gates

16. “If I’d had some set idea of a finish line, don’t you think I would have crossed it years ago?” – Bill Gates

17. “As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others.” – Bill Gates

18. “Capitalism is this wonderful thing that motivates people, it causes wonderful inventions to be done. But in this area of diseases of the world at large, it’s really let us down.” – Bill Gates

19. “Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.” – Bill Gates

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20. “Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.”– Bill Gates

 

21. “You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.” – Bill Gates

22. “The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.” – Bill Gates

23. “If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.” – Bill Gates

24. “If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.” – Bill Gates

25. “Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.” – Bill Gates

26. “Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.” – Bill Gates

27. “I realized about 10 years ago that my wealth has to go back to society. A fortune, the size of which is hard to imagine, is best not passed on to one’s children. It’s not constructive for them.” – Bill Gates

28. “Of my mental cycles, I devote maybe 10% to business thinking. Business isn’t that complicated. I wouldn’t want that on my business card.” – Bill Gates

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